It’s on netflix
― A crucial component of any recommendation  (via gingerthon)

my mom would schedule my dental appointment for the day after I return from China

so in the Winter Soldier Captain America mentions that returning home after a war is particularly tough because when you lay down in a softer bed you feel like you’re sinking and all I can say is that after 2 months with the rock I slept on in China I understand exactly what he means…I actually feel like I’m drowning a little bit

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

things I did on my 14 hour flight from Shanghai to Toronto:

not sleep (well)
watch 12 Years A Slave
watch Thor The Dark World
watch Captain America the Winter Soldier
cry over Captain America the Winter Soldier
admire that one scene where Sebastian Stan has no shirt
cry some more

guess who’s stuck in a super rad modern hotel with really good wifi in Toronto because her flight from Shanghai was delayed TWO DAMN HOURS. it’s me. I’m in Toronto.